Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

its fan appreciation month at screen junkies and to reward our awesome fans we’re making the honest trailers that you voted for here’s your second place choice from roald dol..dahl… doal…

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), dalhl… from creepy dr. seuss, comes the classic blend of fairy tale, horror film, and two ounces of

shrooms willy wonka and the chocolate factory experience a movie that’s pure children’s wish fulfillment but still wasn’t afraid to scar you for life that balanced out its joy and wonder with lessons on how adults were mostly idiots kids were most evil "can’t you shut up? i’m busy" and even good guys could freak out at any moment in the secret test of your integrity you lose

good day sir candy’s good trust is bad got it! meet charlie, a sweet boy reduced to poverty because of his con artist grandpa joe a swindler who takes money for smokes while the rest of the family eat cabbage water, advocates child abuse, what she wants is a good kick in the pants, talks charlie into stealing "lets take a drink charlie, nobody’s watching"

has two big coke nails and goes from bedroom to dancing as soon as some free chocolate comes along "i never dreamed that i would climb over the moon in ecstasy we’re on to you grandpa joe we’re on to you the late gene wilder shines as willy wonka the howard hughes of diabetes he isn’t just a reclusive nutcase he’s also a master of sarcasm, "dont just stand there do something" help

police murder" crazy eyes and very likely a serial killer two naughty, nasty nasty little children gone three good sweet little children left watch as he turns a factory tour into a deadly game where only the generous survive while the impure are disfigured in accordance with their sins and a cult of tiny orange monsters dispose the

bodies don’t believe me there’s nothing on the boat for augustus gloop, wanka knew what he was doing man he knew so enjoy film that will haunt him like you for a lifetime unlike the tim burton which will probably just haunt you. so experience a classic film full of unforgettable music and to help us remember

here’s michael bolton wait did i read that right you mean multi-grammy award winner michael bolton hello epic voice guy whoa what are you doing here huh you invited me here well sure but we didn’t think you’d actually show up well i did, cuz’ have a new album to promote and it’s called storms of cinema and

whatever you guys did with deadpool it worked oh thank you then let’s do this featuring the creepy man song who seems like a nice guy? giving treats to you,never asks for money just a creepy hug or two, the creepy man? the creepy man can because hes got a white van with even more candy the dear god please help us song, oompa loompa doompadee doo, they are all slaves in need of rescue,oompa loompa doompadee dees

their legs are weird because he broke their knees,wonka showed up and he fed us some sweets then we woke up in this giant factory,we cant talk back without getting a smack, and in the first draft we were all black dont believe them? google it. and that this place is a lawsuit waiting to happen song. "you’ll fall in,burn your skin, in a world of safety violations my factory has no health regulations we dont really brew candy right,we just toss some shoes into it every surface,someones chewed it, our chocolate river is mixed with sewage ugh, just go to starring. johnny depth

joe biden his time, when sempai notices you the lollipop guild, 90s alt-rock band what obesity used to look like and america. saw for kids wow, thanks for that mr. bolton. no problem as long as you call me back when you do the fifth captain jack sparrow movie. ugh, their making a fifth one? i know

right i can’t wait. extra special thanks to michael bolton whose newest album songs of cinemas available on frontiers music, go tell him thanks for us by clicking the link below and get yourself a copy and if you want to see a deleted song along with an exclusive interview with michael click the box to the left to watch our special

honest trailer commentary big thanks to super fans fronze h, duncan k and helena m for voting for this trailer and helping to make fan appreciation month. tune in next week to see your number one choice we are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams, there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going daddy

i want an oompa loompa now! the snozberries taste like snozberries eww gross… you lose good day sir

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